I ran across this article called "The Economics of Gold-Digging". A very interesting piece.
I got this from a friend of mine. Quite hilarious...
Gold Digging Part I
1. Create a wish list. Yes, she said to have a wish list. She states that men have been using women for years so before she gets used, she will get things that are on her “wish list”. Daje suggests that women should have a wish list as well as goals. One should have long term and short term goals. Then, whenever they meet a man, he should buy one or more of the items on her wish list. Buying items on the wish list is a top priority. These items are purchased before sex is given, if given at all.
2. Have a gold digging kit. Daje has a gold digging kit, which includes lip gloss, a diamond tester, and a counterfeit detector pen. (There were other items but they were not discussed.)
3. Go out by yourself. She goes out by herself. She states that men flock to her since she is by herself. She also frequents places where men with money would be (i.e. art galleries, charity events, auctions)
4. Go to the bar. Daje states that once you’re out at the club, go directly to the bar. Men will instantly buy you a drink.
5. Dress to kill. She states that one should dress provocatively and sexy or wear things that will draw attention from men with money.
6. Desire Mr. Right Now. Daje strongly advocates not to look for love. Don’t desire a relationship, want to fall in love, or be ready to settle down.
7. Bait and Switch. Daje deceives men by allowing them to think they will ultimately get the kitty. However, once she gets what she wants, then she is out.
Wow...I'll post Part II in a second. But for JUST a second...Let's go back...
Yeah, you know this was the jam!!
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