Who Cares???!? Michael Phelps

Ok, so most people have probably heard about Michael Phelps and his "bong" episode.

Let's please be real for just a second please!! Are we really about to throw this man under a bus for this?!? I am more concerned about his DUI than this! Well, I take that back...I'm not really concerned about that either. This dude is 23 years old! Newsflash: This isn't his first time smoking (look at the above pic--dude is a PRO), clearly he drinks, and he probably has sex...well, if he wasn't "smashing" before he won those 8 gold medals...I'm sure he's getting groupie lovin' now!

But seriously though, all these stupid articles about how Phelps is losing fans--get outta here!! Those fans are lame! I actually like him a lot now since I know he's a real person with real adolescent issues.

My main point is this: Please remember back to the time when you were 23. I'm sure you weren't a saint either. Can the media please do their job and give me something better than this to report on?!? They are your #1 fan one day, and the next---well, who needs enemies when you have the media following you around?

Mike, I wouldn't have apologized at all. I would have told them to kiss my gold medals! Just win 8 or 9 more gold medals during the next Olympics. Hey! You may just be the reason why they legalize it! If Michael Phelps can win 8 gold medals and blow "green" too, then there simply cannot be THAT much wrong with marijuana right??!